For the third time in a fortnight, Simon Striper and Thadeus Porkpusher have been cited for "disturbing the quiet of an evening" as they were apprehended on July 17th for galloping through the center of the township at 2 o'clock in the morning spreading mirth and merriness while cockadoodledooing and shouting slogans such as "Cats Rule!" and "Pigs are Cool!".
The pair were spirited away to the station to be questioned by the Chief Constable. But, the seriousness of the offense was diffused as one and all listened to ribald and humorous yarns spun by the aforementioned Thadeus Porkpusher. Chuckles turned to guffaws, the gaiety was contagious and soon the entire constabulary was rolling on the floor in gales of laughter!
All charges were dropped on account of the jolly, good mood of the entire station.
" Knowing Simon and Thadeus as we do, we expect the entire episode will be repeated once again, next week." stated Chief Constable Izzy Crowchum.