Bugs for breakfast, slugs for lunch,
Grasshopper pudding with a crunchy, crunch, crunch;
Hectors pantry is stacked quite high,
With six legged delicacies and caterpillar pie.
Brunch is at noon, please stop by!
Oh dear! You probably wouldn't like that menu ,would you?
Then how about:
Fresh Pears from our tree, also known as "ugly fruit" at the grocers.
AND the grocers charge twice as much because it is "organic ( a highly overused word these days, I am beginning to loathe it.)
But ours are free, and though ugly, the texture and sweetness is beautiful!
And how about some farm fresh brown and pink eggs, courtesy of "the girls".
I will even cook them for you, sunnyside up, over easy, or in a cheesy omelet... and I don't even like to cook. But I could learn to love cooking again, on this fantastic stove we just bought off Craigslist, (I love Craigslist!)
Of course, we will have fresh ground coffee, I can't have my brunch without coffee.
Or, if you prefer, tea will be served. We have Irish Breakfast, English Breakfast, Red Rose and Earl Grey... your choice.
If I had a tasty recipe for scones, I would bake you a bunch in my new oven. ( We tasted the most delicious , sweet, cinnamon scones recently. But I cannot find a recipe. If you do, will you send it my way?) 
Let's forget about the bugs, we will save those for "the girls".
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